Author: Crash Palace

  • THE LAST KNOCK presents: Cold Horror

    Cold Horror: Six Frosty Picks for the Season Sure there’s holiday cheer for whatever you’re celebrating, but if you live in the right place on our big blue marble it can be friggin’ cold! And this is why Numb and Crash have picked six cold horror films to make your world even frostier. Cold as…

  • The Autopsy of Jane Doe Five Year Anniversary by Crash

    The Autopsy of Jane Doe: Morgue Check-in In December 2016, André Øvredal unleashed The Autopsy of Jane Doe upon the world.   Starring the great Brian Cox as Tommy Tilden, with Emile Hirsch as his son Austin, the pair run a funeral home. Due to a pressing case of multiple murders, Sheriff Burke (Michael McElhatton)…

  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife by Jonny Numb

    Ghostbusters: Afterlife – an Impossible Weight “Lots of fan services [sic] but that’s what we asked for.” – IMDb “Top Review” of Ghostbusters: Afterlife   I kept wondering when our collective nostalgia machine – a metaphysical database of shared memories and beloved IPs – would reach peak capacity, causing a rift in the space-time continuum…

  • THE LAST KNOCK presents: Cult Trio

    Cult Trio: Down the Rabbit Hole The Last Knock podcast prides itself on “cult” appeal, and is no stranger to cult activity – just check out the episode in which we surveyed the appeal of Cults in Horror. So why the revisit? Well, after a recent marathon of three very different cult-centric horror films, Jonny…

  • Halloween Kills by Jonny Numb

    Halloween Kills: The Specter of Looming Expectation (This review contains SPOILERS) The real boogeyman hanging over 2018’s Halloween was not Michael Myers, but the specter of looming expectation. After all, this was the film that wiped the prior sequel-slate clean to deliver what was thought to be the definitive sequel to 1978’s Halloween. Director David…