Tag: Crash Analysis

  • Crash Analysis: BORDELLO OF BLOOD (1996)

    Popcorn with extra blood, please   VAMP revisited… So, Katherine Verdoux (Erika Eleniak) is coerced by down on his luck PI, Rafe Guttman (Dennis Miller) to find her missing brother, Caleb (Corey Feldman). Once Guttman figures out what’s going on – and it doesn’t take much detective work – he’s out to rid an old mortuary…

  • Crash Analysis: AUTOPSY (Italy, 1975)

    Definitely had its moments – but not enough A young pathology student is out to find a killer  When one too many suicides come into the morgue, Simona Sana (Mimsy Farmer) takes note and wants to learn the truth – especially since an apartment neighbor who had plans to leave Italy for Pennsylvania, shot herself.…

  • Crash Analysis: DEAD MEAT (Ireland, 2004)

    Zombies with Extra Cheese A woman finds herself alone in Ireland when the Zombipocalypse comes calling… I’ve indulged in nearly a half-dozen Irish horrors and all had merit – except this one. When Helena (Marian Arajuo) enters the Irish countryside with her husband (David Ryan), they find themselves lost in the great field of green…

  • Crash Analysis: GHOST SON (Italy/South Africa/Spain/UK, 2007)

    Is that a baby or Chucky? A man dies and his spirit takes residence in his unborn son… Laura Harring (Stacey) was beautiful in David Lynch’s fantastic MULHOLLAND DRIVE (2001) – hell, it earned him a Best Director Oscar nod and put the rock solid and stunning Naomi Watts on the map. And in this…

  • Crash Analysis: A HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE (2010)

    Fumbled opportunity  A serial killer escapes – and he’s killing ever closer to his former girlfriend If it wasn’t for the stellar performance of Amy Seimetz as Sarah, I would have walked away from this subtle attempt at a thriller after the inciting incident. When convicted serial killer Garrick Turrell (AJ Bowen) escapes from police…