Tag: 2 stars

  • Crash Analysis: ZOMBIES ANONYMOUS (2006)

    Hit and miss  A zombie woman tries to find her place in the world of the living. When zombies rise, the living and the undead must tread an uneasy line of cohabitation. There’s an anti-zombie gang out to “kill ‘em all”, a zombie support group for those trying to cope with being undead and a…

  • Crash Analysis: MOTHER’S DAY (2010)

    Ma Parker and her boys – but worse  Criminal brothers crash a party with deadly results There’s a lot of hype about this movie, and no, it doesn’t live up to it. For all you wishing and hoping MOTHER’S DAY fanatics, this will never receive widespread release since the DVD premiered in 2011 after the…

  • Crash Analysis: AUTOPSY (Italy, 1975)

    Definitely had its moments – but not enough A young pathology student is out to find a killer  When one too many suicides come into the morgue, Simona Sana (Mimsy Farmer) takes note and wants to learn the truth – especially since an apartment neighbor who had plans to leave Italy for Pennsylvania, shot herself.…

  • Crash Analysis: A HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE (2010)

    Fumbled opportunity  A serial killer escapes – and he’s killing ever closer to his former girlfriend If it wasn’t for the stellar performance of Amy Seimetz as Sarah, I would have walked away from this subtle attempt at a thriller after the inciting incident. When convicted serial killer Garrick Turrell (AJ Bowen) escapes from police…