Day: October 2, 2013

  • Crash Analysis Support Team: YOU’RE NEXT (2011) – Guest Post from Jonny Numb

    YOU’RE NEXT (2011) [94 minutes. R. Director: Adam Wingard] YOU’RE NEXT begins under dubious circumstances, recycling slasher-film clichés with precious little innovation: a schlubby guy (Larry Fessenden) fucks his girlfriend (who wears a distinct look of dissatisfaction) before walking to the kitchen for a snack. It’s not spoiling anything to say that this pre-title sequence…